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The Endangered Apostrophe

4/24/2014

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If semicolons are mystifying and dashes are ubiquitous, then apostrophes are just plain infuriating. Nothing makes people crazier than an apostrophe in the wrong place; this grammar peeve routinely makes the top ten list compiled by Grammarly.

Apparently, apostrophes are so maddening that we may do away with them altogether. As early as 1891, the U.S. Board on Geographic Names banished the apostrophe from most place-names. The year 2001 saw the establishment of the Apostrophe Protection Society. Today articles regularly appear, warning about the demise of the apostrophe. Some blame schools for not teaching children how to use it correctly, while others blame texting or graphic artists (who supposedly prefer a clean layout, free of extraneous punctuation). There's even a website called Kill the Apostrophe.

Eliminating the apostrophe doesn't seem like a viable option to me. Beyond the obvious confusion that will result between "were" and "we're" or "he'll" and "hell," there's the pressing question of what all the O'Neills of the world will do. I also want to know what other punctuation symbol will take up the slack because the humble apostrophe does a staggering amount of work. Apostrophes indicate:
  • Singular possessive (neighbor's tree)
  • Plural possessive (neighbors' yards)
  • Plural possessive not ending in "s" (men's room, children's playground)
  • Quantity (a week's worth, in an hour's time)
  • Plurals of alphabet letters and plurals that refer to a word itself (so "B's" on a report card and "do's and don'ts" but plurals of acronyms and dates like "URLs" and "1990s" don't use apostrophes)
  • Missing letters
The last item is the troublemaker. Apostrophes indicate missing letters in contractions ("she's" for "she is"). Easy, right? The confusion arises with words like "it's" and "its" or "their" and "they're." The simple rule is to insert the full words of the contraction into a sentence to see if it makes sense. In this example, "the letter is on ____ way," the correct word is "its" because "it is" doesn't make sense in the sentence. The irony is that none of our possessive pronouns take an apostrophe (your, his, its, our, their) but many of our other nouns do when indicating possession. I suppose it's just one more way that English defies logic.

So maybe getting rid of apostrophes is the answer . . .

Now that weve disposed of them, check back for next weeks post when well ...

Nope, that doesn't work either. I guess we're stuck with them.


4 Comments
Amy L.
4/25/2014 06:09:20 am

Hear! Hear!

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Rose Ciccarelli
4/26/2014 10:32:08 pm

Thanks, Amy!

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Richard link
4/28/2014 02:14:46 am

One of the most common apostrophobic errors I've encountered is "your" instead of "you're." It's your kind of day and you're in the mood for ice cream.

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Rose
4/28/2014 06:36:42 am

Yes, agreed. I think all of the ones that are close to possessive pronouns confuse people.

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